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Just received in my inbox
Just received this in one of my email accounts:
On 1/19/2022 4:52 AM, firstname.lastname@example.org wrote:
Hi. How are you? I know, it's unpleasant to start the conversation with bad news, but I have no choice. Few months ago, I have gained access to your devices that used by you for internet browsing. Afterwards, I could track down all your internet activities. Here is the history of how it could become possible: At first, I purchased from hackers the access to multiple email accounts (nowadays, it is a really simple thing to do online). As result, I could easily log in to your email account (email@example.com). One week later, I installed Trojan virus in Operating Systems of all devices of yours, which you use to open email. Frankly speaking, it was rather straightforward (since you were opening the links from your inbox emails). Everything ingenious is quite simple. (o_0)! My software enables me with access to all controllers inside devices of yours, like microphone, keyboard and video camera. I could easily download to my servers all your private info, including the history of web browsing and photos. I can effortlessly gain access to all your messengers, social networks accounts, emails, contact list as well as chat history. Virus of mine constantly keeps refreshing its signatures (because it is driver-based), and as result remains unnoticed by your antivirus. Hence, you can already guess why I stayed undetected all this while. As I was gathering information about you, I couldn't help but notice that you are also a true fan of adult-content websites. You actually love visiting porn sites and browsing through kinky videos, while pleasuring yourself. I could make a few dirty records with you in the main focus and montaged several videos showing the way you reach orgasm while masturbating with joy. If you are still uncertain regarding the seriousness of my intentions, it only requires several mouse clicks for me to forward your videos to all your relatives, as well as friends and colleagues. I can also make those vids become accessible by public. I honestly think that you do not really want that to happen, considering the peculiarity of videos you like to watch, (you obviously know what I mean) all that kinky content can become a reason of serious troubles for you. However, we can still resolve this situation in the following manner: Everything you are required to do is a single transfer of $1360 USD to my account (or amount equivalent to bitcoin depending on exchange rate at the moment of transfer), and once the transaction is complete, I will straight away remove all the dirty content exposing you. After that, you can even forget that you have come across me. Moreover, I swear that all the harmful software will be removed from all devices of yours as well. Make no doubt that I will fulfill my part. This is really a great deal that comes at a reasonable price, given that I have used quite a lot of energy to check your profile as well as traffic over an extended period of time. If you have no idea about bitcoin purchase process - it can be straightforwardly done by getting all the necessary information online. Here is my bitcoin wallet provided below: 17BSLhc597GybEuZ4DyFpdtceY3Moi3nWo You should complete the abovementioned transfer within 48 hours (2 days) after opening this email. The following list contains actions you should avoid attempting: #Do not try replying my email (email in your inbox was generated by me alongside with return email address). #Do not try calling police as well as other security forces. In addition, abstain from sharing this story with your friends. After I find out (be sure, I can easily do that, given that I keep complete control of all your devices) - your kinky video will end up being available to public right away. #Do not try searching for me - there is absolutely no reason to do that. Moreover, all transactions in cryptocurrency are always anonymous. #Do not try reinstalling the OS on your devices or throwing them away. It is pointless as well, since all your videos have already been uploaded to remote servers. The following list contains things you should not be worried about: #That your money won't reach my account. - Rest assured, the transactions can be tracked, hence once the transaction is complete, I will know about it, because I continuously observe all your activities (my trojan virus allows me to control remotely your devices, same as TeamViewer). #That I still will share your kinky videos to public after you complete money transfer. - Trust me, it's pointless for me to continue troubling your life. If I really wanted, I would make it happen already! Let's make this deal in a fair manner! Owh, one more thing...in future it is best that you don't involve yourself in similar situations any longer! One last advice from me - recurrently change all your passwords from all accounts.
And, here is my response:
I’m not sending you shit. Because you are a fucking, Trump supporting, retarded, moronic, liar.
How do I know this?
1)Well, Trump supporting is because you are a moron, and all the morons support Donald “The Liar” Trump. Also, because you are a liar. “Birds of a feather flock together.”
2)I’m on a PC DESKTOP. I don’t have a camera or a microphone installed here.
3) I am a MIcrosoft Certified Network Engineer. I know exactly what to scan for and have the software to do it. There is nothing on my computer that I am not aware of.
4) To do what you say you did, you would have to decrypt the passwords on three firewalls. It can be done, but it would take days, if not weeks. Of course you are a moron, so I suppose you might invest that much time.
Here’s the thing. You are a liar. A failure at everything you have ever done. You will die all alone, possibly homeless, with the feral cats and street rats your only friends. That’s just what I can ascertain from the Karma you are building up.
I am a Druid. Your email serves as a “power object,” a psychic link to you. I have cast a spell upon you. Your dick will slowly, over time, stop functioning properly. The fact is, before too long, you won’t be able to get it up at all. This spell will stay in place, continuously for the rest of your life. You might as well kill yourself now, and thereby reset your Karmic debt.
BUT — if you send me ONE MILLION DOLLARS I will repeal the spell.
But where to send the money to? You’re a smart ass fuck twit. You said you knew EVERYTHING — figure it out. BONEHEAD.
The good news is that since you are not vaccinated (I’m just projecting based on what I know about you), since you refuse to wear a mask, or social distance, you will die in a hospital from Covid-19. Which is what you Trump worshiping “REpublitarian (That’ the new paradigm of Republican/Libertarian morons that now exist), dumb fucks are all going to die from Covid, because you all deny it’s existence.
I believe Covid-19 is the Earth Goddess’ way of ridding herself of all the morons currently infecting her.
My last words to you: FUCK OFF TO HELL YOU MISERABLE LOSER!!!
But, you’re an enlightened, “Buddha.” How could you reply in such a way?
Simple: I am also a Scorpio. Admittedly, I usually function on the Eagle or Phoenix level of my “Scorpioness,” but BS like this gives me a chance to exercise my base nature. For me this is therapy.
Facebook’s censorship pisses me off
In the past, I’ve posted lots of Doonsbury cartoons. But stupid Facebook wouldn’t let me post this one, because it has the word “Covid” in it. I even tried editing the word so that it read “C-v-d.” That didn’t work either.